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Funny 'Recession in Narcotics Anonymous' emailBelow is a funny article being pasted around the fellowship of Narcotics Anonymous. It is entirely a joke. NA remains free to all. http://na.org/ 1--Being Rocketed into the 4th Dimension---$49.99 per trip, fuel surcharge applies, extra baggage NOT included. 5th dimension trips optional. See your sponsor for details. 2--Sponsorship - was free, NOW $9.99 per month, with 4 visits/15 phone calls per month free, after that, $2.00 each. 3--Membership Dues now $29.99/month, 10% discount for a 1-year plan. 4--Seating charges - Each seat now $1.00 per meeting, with a 20% discount for the 90-in-90 plan. 5--The "Pink Cloud" was free, NOW $14.99 per cloud, with a $5.00 per event environmental cleanup fee. These are the NEW ozone-free Pink Clouds that do NOT add to global warming. 6--Coffee to be $1.50 per cup, with a 10% discount for 5 or more cups. 7--Hugs now will be $2.50 each. 8--Conscious contact with GOD now $9.99/month, with the first 450 minutes free, then 0.10 cents/minute fee over. New "double your minutes for life" plan is a low $49.99 one time charge - holidays and weekends extra. See the current rate schedule, as GOD is VERY busy. 9--Accidental "cell phone going off during meeting charge" now set at $25.00 per ring (not per call). 10--"I've Been Thinking" fees to now be $3.00 each, with a relapse re-entry fee of only $99.99 each, if you're lucky enough to make it back into the rooms. 11-Publication of NA Birthdays in "The NA Way" fees will be $5.00 per 5 years of recovery. $5.00 for 1 - 5 years, $10 for 5 -10 years, etc. Please, void where prohibited by law, NA reserves the right to change none, all, or some of these rates at anytime, with no notice to you. If you need a notice of change of rates, a written request may be sent to NA World Service headquarters in Chatsworth , of course, a $10.00 fee applies. NOTE: The editor does not accept responsibility for your reaction to this article ,Send all Concerns to Steve Rouch @ NAWS Inc
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